Egyptian ritual spa pampering experience

I offer the Ultimate in sensual full contact healing spa experiences for Upscale men,women and all couples at a private egyptian oasis complete with a heated massage table,clean plush towels and linens,unscented and organic scented oils,soothing music from Egypt and India, aromatherapy candles and a hot rainforest walk in shower. Don't you think you are worthy of being pampered like this?